Guess who's playing footy in high heels?

Just what kind of lunatic would turn up for a kickabout wearing a skintight minidress and a pair of killer heels?

Well, the keen footballer pictured here is actually a bona fide pop megastar with a reasonably successful sideline in the movies.

And we'll give you another clue for nothing: It's not Wayne Rooney.

Still stumped? How about if we let slip that the picture was taken during the filming of a TV show in Peru - where the lady in question is rather popular?

Did you guess it was none other than J.Lo, AKA Jennifer Lopez?

The 42-year-old was filming a segment for a Peruvian TV talent show called ¡Q'Viva! The Chosen, on which she is to appear alongside estranged hubby Marc Anthony.

We hope they show it on ITV2.

Marcus banned from singing at Gary's gig

The X Factor finalist Marcus Collins was ordered by doctors not to perform at his mentor Gary Barlow's gig at the Royal Albert Hall last night.

The 23-year-old hairdresser was hoping to boost his chances of winning the contest this weekend by appearing at the prestigious gig, but a throat infection has put him out of action.

The Mirror quoted a source as saying: "Marcus's throat is really bad and although he wanted to try to sing in the soundcheck he was told to forget it.

"He has been banned from singing for 24 hours by the doctors. They are going to assess him again on Tuesday to see if there is an improvement.

"Gary has another gig that night so he could still try to appear then but it would be a risk."

Marcus will be going head-to-head with Amelia Lily and Little Mix in the final of the ITV1 talent show - which has had its closest-fought series for years.

Get well soon from everyone at Eleven Marcus!

We told you this morning how Misha B, who got booted from the show on Sunday, has made ANOTHER famous contact in the form of Missy Elliot.

More Fix Factor claims as Amelia Lily's 'winner's single' hits HMV

X Factor finalist Amelia Lily is once again at the centre of the controversy as her 'winner's single' mysteriously became available on HMV's website yesterday.

The technical hitch, in which only Amelia's 'winning song' was available for pre-order, prompted furious fans to cry 'Fix Factor' on social networking sites.

It was all a mistake, of course.

An HMV spokesperson told the Daily Mail, "All three are uploaded to the site, but whoever was loading them only did one so far and hadn't done the other two and not realised what a frenzy it would cause. There's no conspiracy and no insider knowledge."

Funny... STV made a similar mistake when Amelia Lily was voted back into the show.

"Technical issues" aside, Amelia Lily's winning chances have reportedly been blighted by illness and exhaustion this week.

According to The Sun, the 17-year-old is suffering with strained vocal cords and laryngitis. A source close to the singer told the paper, "She's been under the most amount of pressure out of anyone and she's just 17.

"... Her voice is her biggest weapon but this week singing has started to hurt and she's worried. It's stress on top of stress."

Let's hope she's on song come Saturday night.

Lauren: 'I'll win Mark back by Christmas'

Mark Wright's appearance on I'm A Celebrity... might have endeared him to the British public in general, but it seems one viewer has taken a particular shine to the newly likeable Esssex chap.

His ex-GF Lauren Goodger - with whom he parted ways back in August - has apparently vowed to win him back by Christmas.

But the 25-year-old Essex girl will face competition from an army of new female fans after Mark ditched the cad image he had been given in TOWIE and showed his more sensitive side in the jungle.

Speaking to Heat magazine, Lauren said: "Of course it was painful watching Mark and Emily on TV. And watching Mark talking to Peter was emotional for me."

Mark had told Peter Andre - who made a brief visit to the camp - that his "heart won't move on" from Lauren.

Lauren continued: "The whole time he's been in Australia I've tried to be strong, but I miss him. I want to see him as soon as he's back so we can talk. I know he'll come back to me."

Mark, 24, has already said he doesn't see any romance developing with jungle campmate Emily Scott, so who knows...

Duchess Kate legs it to Gary Barlow gig

One of the first things they teach you at Royal School is how to get in and out of cars without disgracing yourself, and it looks like the Duchess of Cambridge has been a model pupil.

Kate and hubby Prince William joined Prince Charles and Camilla Duchess of Cornwall for a concert in aid of The Prince's Trust at the Royal Albert Hall last night.

And despite the cold weather Kate rocked up in an uncharacteristically short dress and navigated the precarious "getting out of the car moment" with ease - the secret is in keeping one's knees together, in case you were wondering.

The gig was organised by X Factor head judge Gary Barlow and saw him belting out a selection of Take That hits, plus there were also appearances from Lulu, Jason Donovan and the ubiquitous Olly Murs.

And fashion fans may wish to note that Kate was apparently wearing a dress from Zara, the high street clothing chain.