Well, the keen footballer pictured here is actually a bona fide pop megastar with a reasonably successful sideline in the movies.
And we'll give you another clue for nothing: It's not Wayne Rooney.
Still stumped? How about if we let slip that the picture was taken during the filming of a TV show in Peru - where the lady in question is rather popular?
Did you guess it was none other than J.Lo, AKA Jennifer Lopez?
The 42-year-old was filming a segment for a Peruvian TV talent show called ¡Q'Viva! The Chosen, on which she is to appear alongside estranged hubby Marc Anthony.
We hope they show it on ITV2.